The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a bokep stay in Paris’s porn Latin memek bokep Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching porn so loudly porn that I wondered if I should offer memek to perform an exorcism.

When I crot mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the bokep next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman bokep an ‘actrice’, bokeh or bokep sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of bokeh ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you porn can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as memek performance art, crot and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner porn porn and porn is not bokeh fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, crot she’s bokeh far more likely bokep to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my crot Parisian hotel.

In my days editing bokep The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving memek their bokep energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another bokeh study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were crot all bokep about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, bokeh and porn that women were bokep prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep porn ‘I’m enjoying bokep this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes crot from porn, bokeh where loud memek always equals better.

As a woman from crot Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s porn what you should be doing.’

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and crot porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most bokeh likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of bokep our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I bokep can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.

Paris

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