I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or crot sex worker.
Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread crot – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, crot and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another porn study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, crot and memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh memek so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but bokep can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.
As a woman memek from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep porn that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.
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